Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police let us in, it's cold outside.
The Wikipedia definition of Knock knock jokes is - a type of joke which is simply pun intended and time honored. It's like a role-play between two people where in one person knocks on the door saying, "Kncok knock!"and the other is supposed to answer it saying - "Who's there?" . It's typically a five liner joke with a standard format. Knock knock jokes are silly and whacky. Every kid probably goes through a stage of telling knock knock jokes in his life. It's all good humor. A few months ago while I was watching TV I happened to stumble upon an edition of Mad TV on Zee cafe, cracking up with knock knock jokes. It it took me down memory lane. Instantly, I googled knock knock jokes and then there I was, reading so many of them and I couldn't stop laughing. They are adorable! Reading them just threw me back in time. It was so much fun and later that evening I started playing all these role plays with my friends and it was awesome. Silly yet awesome! It's good to be silly sometimes. You don't always have to act all mature, it's good to loosen up sometimes.
If you're interested in some knock knock jokes, I recommend that you go to this website. There are some 100 pages and a wide variety of the 'Knock knock' jokes. They are dumb, they are funny, a little silly, some whacky and the others stupid and annoying. But hey, it's good to lighten up in life sometimes.
http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/
All in the name of good pun!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Randomness - I am who I am!
So a few months ago on face book, we had people mentioning all sorts of random things about themselves. It sounded fascinating but I could just never get around to bring myself to pen down any random things about me. But when I finally did, I totally surprised myself. And here are a few random things about me -
I 'm fascinated by watching airplanes go by. I always get distracted by them when driving or if in conversation with someone.
I love watching romantic comedies. I could watch them over and over again. And I hate watching gory action movies with murders and blood. I try not to make a big deal about it anymore by closing my eyes or else by simply reminding myself - that it's just a movie!
Throughout my school life I was majorly into singing but somewhere down the line I lost in touch with that hobby of mine. After all these years I have rediscovered the joy of singing and now whenever I'm driving, I search for songs on the radio that I know and sing along with them. I love singing!
So every time I talk to my sister, over the phone, she keeps telling me that my phone is screwed up. She can't hear me and neither can I. The voice is always muffled. So once we hang up I have to call up someone else to check if my phone is working fine or not.
I love it when someone plays with my hair. I wish they would never stop. And especially after a hair wash. That's when I feel the sleepiest. No matter how late I'm running I stick around till it's fully set. Oh ya, and now I've finally learned how to wash my own hair. Yay!
At some point in time in my life I became an insomniac and those were the times when I could go 4 days at a stretch without a wink of sleep. It's a marvel how that got cured. Anyway, but even now I need a background score to put me to sleep. I can't sleep in silence.
No matter how tired I am, when I come back from a party, I always arrange and fold my clothes and put them back in my wardrobe. And in the morning before leaving for work I HAFTO make my bed, even if I'm running late.
All these things are a part of me and they make me the person that I am. And I would change nothing about myself. Cheers!
I 'm fascinated by watching airplanes go by. I always get distracted by them when driving or if in conversation with someone.
I love watching romantic comedies. I could watch them over and over again. And I hate watching gory action movies with murders and blood. I try not to make a big deal about it anymore by closing my eyes or else by simply reminding myself - that it's just a movie!
Throughout my school life I was majorly into singing but somewhere down the line I lost in touch with that hobby of mine. After all these years I have rediscovered the joy of singing and now whenever I'm driving, I search for songs on the radio that I know and sing along with them. I love singing!
So every time I talk to my sister, over the phone, she keeps telling me that my phone is screwed up. She can't hear me and neither can I. The voice is always muffled. So once we hang up I have to call up someone else to check if my phone is working fine or not.
I love it when someone plays with my hair. I wish they would never stop. And especially after a hair wash. That's when I feel the sleepiest. No matter how late I'm running I stick around till it's fully set. Oh ya, and now I've finally learned how to wash my own hair. Yay!
At some point in time in my life I became an insomniac and those were the times when I could go 4 days at a stretch without a wink of sleep. It's a marvel how that got cured. Anyway, but even now I need a background score to put me to sleep. I can't sleep in silence.
No matter how tired I am, when I come back from a party, I always arrange and fold my clothes and put them back in my wardrobe. And in the morning before leaving for work I HAFTO make my bed, even if I'm running late.
All these things are a part of me and they make me the person that I am. And I would change nothing about myself. Cheers!
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